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Hey, boys and girls! It's time to find out if you're the
Ultimate ReBoot Geek!

Put a check by each statement in the list below that's true for you:

1) I have my own ReBoot website.
2) I lurk in #reboot for hours at a time.
3) I write ReBoot fanfic.
4) I write ReBoot fanfic in which I am a character.
5) I wear an icon whenever I leave the house.
6) I have painted my face blue and pretended to be a guardian.
7) I have one or more (physical or virtual) shrines to ReBoot.
8) I have made the pilgrimage to the ReBoot ride(s).
9) I can list all of Mainframes' sectors in alphabetical order.
10) I can access alt.tv.reboot with my eyes closed.
11) I covet ReBoot crayons.
12) I can sing "You're Alphanumeric" without stopping to remember the words.
13) I can name all of the episodes of each 3rd season arc in order.
14) I would go to a ReBoot convention if it meant hitchhiking to Alaska.
15) I can recite the complete dialogue from one or more episodes.
16) I know the voice actors' middle names.
17) I sometimes feel like Feathers McGraw is watching me...
18) I have multiple complete sets of ReBoot trading cards.
19) If I won the lottery, I would use the money to move to Vancouver.
20) I watch other Mainframe shows I don't really like that much just because they remind me of ReBoot.
21) I have been warned that "doing that Megabyte impression again" could result in severe bodily injury.
22) I have named a pet after a ReBoot character.
23) I would name my child after a ReBoot character.
24) I have dressed as a ReBoot character for Halloween.
25) I have dressed as a ReBoot character not for Halloween.
26) I sometimes have an overwhelming urge to yell "Glitch!"
27) I sometimes hear Glitch respond...
28) I love my ReBoot coloring book too much to color in it.
29) Magnets make me feel ill.
30) I cry a little too much during the sad parts of the episodes.
31) I actually hope to get a computer virus.
32) I lose games on purpose so no sprites have to die needlessly.
33) I have seen a particular episode of ReBoot seven or more times.
34) I dream ReBoot dreams.
35) My friends and family wonder what's wrong with me.
36) I have converted at least one other person to the glory of ReBoot.
37) I didn't sleep from the moment I got Countdown to Chaos until I had beaten the whole game.
38) My nickname for chat/e-mail is a ReBoot character's name.
39) I actually believe I am a ReBoot character.
40) I have considered carving a ReBoot character out of soap.*
41) I won't eat anything but chips and won't drink anything but shakes.
42) I took a picture of Bob to my hairdresser and asked if s/he could make me look like that.
43) I named the toaster "Scuzzy."
44) I named the toaster "Scuzzy" and lugged it around with me as I went on a terrible rampage while armed only with a paintbrush.
45) I know the names of the Saucy Mare's crew better than I know the names of my own classmates / co-workers.
46) I run around the house wearing a tinfoil eyepatch with a red "M" drawn on it.
47) I don't mind the sound of live null juggling.
48) I don't mind the sound of Bob's singing.
49) I actually like Bob's singing.
50) I wear really dorky boots.

Now, find the total number of boxes you checked in the list.
IF YOU CHECKED:

0-2: You're not yet a true believer.
Go to your room and watch ReBoot, and don't come out until Bob's burned into your retinas.

3-14: You are indeed a ReBoot Geek.

15-26: You're a kilo-geek!

27-38: You're a mega-geek!

39-50: You're a giga-geek!
 

*Regarding #40: if you actually carved a ReBoot character out of soap, give yourself an instant upgrade to giga-geek, and possibly seek out professional counseling.
 

EXTRA-CREDIT BONUS ESSAY QUESTION:
In 100+ words, please describe why you feel ReBoot represents the last hope for the future of humankind.

For a while I gave out special awards for people who sent in essays. I've put that on hold, but you can still read the essays that people sent in. You can even post your own brand new essay on the forum so everyone else can bask in your geeky genius.

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