BRENT BYTE
famous the Net over for his best-selling books How to Make 10,000 Units Without Really Trying and Renegade Guardians and the Game Sprites Who Love Them
is coming to your system soon with a new seminar-- one that could change your life!

Practical ReBoot

Here's what Brent has to say:
"Scary as it is, there may be times in your life when you just can't be watching ReBoot. Well, I suppose someday you might be able to have a little VCR-like system implanted in your brain, and then you could watch ReBoot all the time. But I'm not sure how you'd hit the rewind button. You might have to have a control panel in your ear or something. Of course, one misplaced q-tip, and you've erased 'Talent Night.' And since you wouldn't want that to happen, you're probably much better off with my new seminar."

Yes, Practical ReBoot will teach you methods that can help you live through those soul-torturing ReBoot-less situations. For example, you'll learn what to do at:

the office!
Survival tip #33: Comparative vizualization
Gee, doesn't that staple-remover look an awful lot like a web creature to you? If it doesn't, you're just not trying hard enough!
 

a friend's house!
Survival tip #72: Shared overkill
You: Aww, don't you want to hear me sing the "ReBoot Recap Song" to you just one more time?
Your Friend: No. You need to go home. Now.
 

school!
Survival tip #16: The keytool experience
Just have your "invisible" friend Glitch ready to help you out with every little thing you do. Freely call out "Glitch-- pencil sharpener!" or "Glitch-- answer to question number 7!" And if your teacher asks you why you keep screaming at your arm, just explain that you have a TV-induced medical condition. S/he will surely be very understanding.
 

weddings!
Survival tip #89: Character projection
Just imagine the people around you are all ReBoot characters. And if you're the sort who was frustrated by the years of non-romance between Dot and Bob, take this as an opportunity to let out some of that pent-up anger. Don't deny yourself if, during the ceremony, you feel the need to yell out "Come on! Would you two kiss already?!"
 

and many more!
So sign up today for better living through Practical ReBoot survival skills!
And remember-- Brent says,
"The only true way to love ReBoot is to be ReBoot!"