"You Know You've Watched Too Much ReBoot When" Roadtrip Edition

• You look forward to driving through construction areas just so you can see all of the Department of Transportation barrels that say "DOT" on the side.
   
• You mutate classic travel games to accomodate your ReBoot obsession. (Don't ask.)
   
• You copy all of your episodes to audio tape so you can listen to them in the car.
   
• You prop up a TV/VCR on the dashboard and plug it into the cigarette lighter so you can watch your favorite episodes while driving. (That's going a bit too far, don't you think?)
   
• Half of your suitcase is filled with ReBoot t-shirts.
   
• The other half of your suitcase is filled with ReBoot action figures.
   
• You drive through every fast food place you see just so you can keep ordering Sprites.
   
• You take the boring drivetime as an opportunity to memorize the recap song-- backwards.
   
• Your only criterion for choosing a hotel is whether or not they get Cartoon Network [or YTV].
   
• You glue a model keytool onto your car key just so you can yell, "Glitch-- ignition!"
   
• You sabotage your own car just so you can feel more like Bob.
   
• Using the Mouse naming system, you dub your car "Car."
   
• You go one step further and label your car "Car" in big letters under the driver's side window.
   
• You go a step further still and brag about labelling your car "Car" in big letters under the driver's side window.
   
• You're driving to a ReBoot ridefilm, even though the nearest ridefilm theatre is ridiculously far away.
   
• You keep (probably quite unwisely) giggling at truckers because their rigs make you think of the Megatruck from "Bad Bob."
   
• You get a personalized license plate that says "GRDN452." You're horribly offended if people see it and say, "Oh, you like gardening, too?"
   
• You shout "Nice bike!" everytime you see a motorcycle. Not because you actually like motorcycles, mind you, just as a reflex.
   
• You have any of the following bumper stickers:
  • I'D RATHER BE DRIVING A V262 TURBO JALOPY
  • I BRAKE FOR NULLS
  • MY OTHER CAR IS A MEGABIKE
  • HONK IF YOU LOVE COCOA!
     
• You kiss the grubby dashboard clock whenever it reads 8:08 or 4:52. (Eww... Can't say who does it, but I can say this is based in fact. Y'know-- "odd but true.")

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Written by MG from a minor glitch.
Inspired by ReBoot from Mainframe Entertainment.
Read by ReBoot geeks from who-knows-where!