Author's Note: This was, of course, written before we knew there would be a season four of ReBoot. Those were scary times, man. Scary times. ;)

THE TOP 10 WAYS TO GET A FOURTH SEASON:

10) Give me a computer, a basic paint program, and about 75 years.

9) Start auctioning off ReBoot fans on eBay (You'd be serving the greater good!) and donate the profits to Mainframe Entertainment.

8) Have the characters on Beast Machines start to look more and more sprite-like each time they transform.

7) Get ahold of Gavin Blair's PID-- then you can make him do whatever you want.

6) Sign a petition demanding a fourth season and send it to Mainframe Ent. [No, folks, I am so kidding. Face it. They love their fans, but that's not gonna work. Give it up.]

5) Find a way for Mainframe Ent. to get exclusive rights to the name "Bob" and collect royalties worldwide from anyone with that name.

4) Shift the focus entirely to Mouse and Ray's relationship. After all, how much could it cost to make make a season four if all you needed was a still shot of those two kissing for 22 minutes at a time?

3) Switch all of Mainframe Ent.'s staff to a liquid diet. They could use the time they save by not chewing to work on season 4.

2) Turn the rights over to Disney... and then beg [insert your choice of deity here] for forgiveness.

1) Nullify all of the characters and film the whole show with sock puppets.

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Written by MG from a minor glitch.
Inspired by ReBoot from Mainframe Entertainment.
Read by ReBoot geeks from who-knows-where!