Note: This is obviously from before S4. But I didn't really need to explain that to you, did I?
 
 
 

Unlikely Suspects-- Who the Heck is Daemon?
Mainframe may never reveal Daemon to us. But if they do, I'm betting it's no one on this list...

10) Feathers McGraw [the penguin often seen lurking about]
Bob: So, it was you all along, penguin!
Daemon/Feathers: [blinks]
Bob: What's your evil scheme?
Daemon/Feathers: [blinks again]
Bob: Um... You'll never get away with it?

9) Dot's evil twin [come on, you know they all have one!]
Daemon: I will destroy you all!
Bob: Hey, she's kinda cute!
Dot: Can somebody get me a rocket launcher? Now!?!?

8) Scuzzy [suddenly proving much more intelligent than anyone realized]
Bob: I order you to stop this madness at once... Scuzzy?
Daemon/Scuzzy: So, I face you at last, guardian.
Bob: Wha? You can... talk?
Daemon/Scuzzy: Of course, you imbecile! I have always had full vocal capacity! Now, prepare to meet your doom!
Bob: Wait. Let me get this straight. You can talk?
Daemon/Scuzzy [sighing]: Oh, this is going to be a loooong night...

7) Megabyte in drag [can'tcha just see it?]
Bob [pulling Meggy's wig off]: That's not Daemon-- it's a man, baby!
Daemon/MB: Well, this is rather embarrassing...

6) Some kind of sicko User, intent on ruining their own system
Bob: I order you to stop this madness at once, Daemon!
Daemon: ...and delete file "guardian.exe"...
Bob: Hey! You can't do--- [Bob is zapped out of existence]
Dot: Hmm... Hey, Mouse! How about you go threaten her now?

5) A micro-creature [you know-- tiny]
Bob: Eww... What's this on the bottom of my [AUTHOR'S NOTE: dorky] boot?
Viral Guardian: Daemon! You've killed her!
Bob: Oh. That was easy enough. Who's up for an energy shake?

4) Phong's sister [just like Phong, but maybe with... hair or something?]
Bob: I order you to stop this madness at once, Daemon!
Daemon: Never! I'll never stop-- um... What was I doing again?

3) Dot [the original]
Bob: I order you to stop this madness at once... Dot?! How could you?
Daemon/Dot: What? Viral infection and rule by terror is a valid business approach!
Bob: But... I...
Daemon/Dot: Can we talk about this later, sweetie? I'm scheduled to review my troops, then invade a few systems.
Bob: But... you...
Daemon/Dot: Aww, you're cute when you stammer, did you know that? Here, I'll pencil you in for sometime after I've achieved total Net domination.

2) Hexadecimal's old high-school rival [since Daemon wants to infect Bob and Hex has... well, some sort of feelings for Bob, wouldn't it be fun to see the two of them duke it out? I think so!]
Daemon: You will be mine, guardian!
Hex [launching an energy shot at Daemon]: Oh, you were always stealing my boyfriends!
Bob: WHAT!?!? Boyfriend?
Hex & Daemon [mid-battle]: Keep out of this, Bob!

1) Bob's boots
Okay, I have no little skit to offer here. That's because this one may actually be true. Watch Bob's boots as the series progresses. They seem to get... almost taller. As if they were eating him! So maybe the websuit was really Bob's boots after they had completely engulfed him! And you'll notice that the boots are completely connected to him once he's Glitch Bob. They've got him! And when Enzo gets the boots as a young guardian, I bet they were just looking for a new host! The boots will be the death of them all! It's the boots! The boots I tell you! [MG is dragged off by the binomes in white coats] Nooo! The truth must be told! Beware the boots! Bewaaaaaaaaaare!

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Written by MG from a minor glitch.
Inspired by ReBoot from Mainframe Entertainment.
Read by ReBoot geeks from who-knows-where!