-----Original Message-----
From: blueboy <blueboy@guardianacad.edu>
To: MG <aminorglitch@hotmail.com>; Hyperboy <enz01@mainframe.net>; Squeeky <that_girl@hacker.com>; Pong-Man <pongman@aol.com>; Trigger Happy <enzom@mainframe.net>; Clingy <fishgirl@gamecube.org>
Date: Monday, July 26, 1999 4:52 PM
Subject: Fwd: Who knows?

>Dear Friend,
>I am sending you this message in the hope that it will help you improve
>your life. Please pay attention to it and it can bring you fabulous good
>fortune. Ignore it, and it could lead to disaster. *Who knows* what it
>could bring to you if you'll only take the time to read it and follow the
>instructions given. To prove my point, I will tell you what happened to
>some others who have received this letter.
>
>A housewife in South Dakota followed the instructions in this letter and
>THE VERY NEXT DAY discovered a way to use 1/3 less Crisco in her chocolate
>chip cookies, saving her AT LEAST $.50 a month in grocery bills.
>
>A boy in Mainframe ignored this letter and promptly had his EYE SLASHED OUT
>by a large demonic... thing.
>
>A man in Alberta did as this letter told, and found a BRAND NEW pencil
>lying on the ground. I mean, it WASN'T EVEN SHARPENED. And it had a REALLY
>GOOD ERASER.
>
>A guardian in Mainframe ignored this letter, and his car SUDDENLY STOPPED
>WORKING. (Spooky, huh?)
>
>A certain milk-bottle-shaped penguin received this letter and BLINKED.
>Nothing really happened with him... he just STOOD THERE, really. But come
>on. He's a PENGUIN. Just because good luck didn't come to some stupid
>penguin doesn't mean it won't come to you.
>
>And what do you have to do to tap into all of this marvelous good luck?
>It's very simple. You don't have to send money. You don't have to forward
>this message to everyone in your address book. All you have to do is NOT
>flame me because by now you should have realized this is a completely fake
>chain letter.
>
>*Who knows* how many people deleted it before they got far enough to catch
>on?
 

Feel free to copy & paste & forward this letter if you like.
Just make sure you send it to friends with a taste for ReBoot and a sense of humor...

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Written by MG from a minor glitch.
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